Classroom Fight

Two guys have beef in Ms. Q••••’s class and schedule a fight in her classroom. Ms. Q•••• has us write a mini-essay about them on a sheet. On the day of the fight B•••• says, “Oh my god bro, I forgot to do the character introduction part,” where you were supposed to introduce the contestants and their stats. It is a graded assignment and a big deal; students are making memes about it. The contestants bring weapons: one has two ninja blades and the other has a giant staff.

A random guy and I get into a fight at school that escalates until drones are bombing entire cities. The drones look for survivors and scan the ground for my corpse. All of Washington is reduced to rubble. After the fight, I see the guy and ask, “Have you listened to the new Kendrick album?” He says no, opens Spotify, and starts playing it. Three seconds into the first song, I jokingly ask, “So how do you like the new Kendrick album?” He makes a huge deal out of the joke and changes the song.

We go to our usual parking spot at school. B••••'s car is completely destroyed, but A•••••’s truck is only slightly dented. We make a joke about her truck being really sturdy.