DS Frog

There is a little red frog in my room that can perfectly recreate DS noises. He always makes the DS startup sound. I spend multiple days trying to find and capture him in my house, but he is always so fast. Eventually I spend what feels like actual years searching. At one point I go to a jungle and go full Indiana Jones trying to track him down.

Years later, I finally catch him in a small clear plastic container in my house.

After celebrating, I catch my reflection in a mirror. I am insanely skinny — basically a skeleton, with paper-thin pale skin barely covering my bones. My proportions are all wrong from how unhealthy and obsessed I became trying to find this frog.